He was left alone, unsupervised
Providing on his own

He never gave the time or thought
to picking up the phone

He pressed the pause button for a minute
Playing with his dog
who'd never come inside
Unless I had a bone

And  he knows which way to go
Always on his own
But Never All Alone

He's never gonna tolerate a rainy day
He'd just as soon blow it all away

Now he pets his dog, who's looking for a frog who's gone to Lover's Lane, But the cover's off the pool, and the trash is piling up, and the grass needs cutting, and something needs to be done with those God Damned Hedges, Your dog is getting bored, you need to take him out, I'm afraid those trees are gonna fall on the house!!!  Oh, and we need some more White Claws...