Beware Evil Doers

Tue, 05/05/2015 - 9:05pm -- mjpierce

Beware Evil Doers

"I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon, as warm as bathwater. We're superheroes, man! We don't have time to be charming!

The boots of evil were made for walking. We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score.

We are a public service, not glamour
boys! Not captains of industry! Not makers of things!

Keep your vulgar moneys. We are a justice sandwich, no toppings necessary! Living rooms of America,

Do you catch my drift? Do you...dig?"


"Yes, evil comes in many forms, whether it be a man-eating cow or Joseph
Stalin, but you can't let the package hide the pudding! Evil is just plain
bad! You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it in the nose with the
rolled-up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog!"